BREAKING: Congress Just Outlawed Obama

April 3, 2017

In an unprecedented move to make America safer and end the reign of terror being perpetrated by the shadow government, congress just sent an emergency bill to president Trump’s desk to outlaw Barack Obama’s Deep State. Once signed into law, any and all interference with the federal government as voted for by the people would constitute not only a crime but would be considered an act of sedition and war….

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BREAKING: FBI Raids NBC Studios, Shuts Down Saturday Night Live Just Hours Before Airtime

April 3, 2017

Saturday Night Live was preparing yet another evening of insults and false accusations about President Trump when their entire studio was shut down along with the NBC communications center at 30 Rockefeller Place in New York City. The FBI, armed with a federal warrant, will be searching the building for alleged communications between a news anchor and a suspected leak inside the trump White House. As a side bonus, SNL will…

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BREAKING: 3 Liberal Celebrities Arrested For Conspiracy To Assassinate President Trump

April 2, 2017

Liberals have been going nuts ever since their hero, the criminal Hillary Clinton, lost the election. They just can’t believe that Donald trump, a man who stole the hearts of a huge majority of Americans, won in such a landslide. Even though the people have spoken, liberals think they should get their way. Their heroes, a bunch of tree-hugging Hollywood celebrities, have been leading that charge whenever possible. This morning,…

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BREAKING: Michelle Obama Just Tried To Register To Run For President But Was DENIED!

April 2, 2017

Michelle Obama tried to register to run for President in 2020 with the Secretary of State’s office this morning, the first step on a long to-do list to get a person on the ballot. Once certified as a potential candidate, the process of gathering signatures and getting on the ballots in the individual states begins. The State Department’s only job is to make sure that the candidate meets the three…

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BREAKING: Obamas Kicked Out Of Their Church–Pastor Says He Had ‘No Choice’

March 13, 2017

The Obamas were in Chicago this morning looking to attend the church they’ve pretended to be members of for more than 20 years. Everyone knows that as secret Muslims they don’t really do any praying to the real God, but until today they at least had their congregation fooled. Fortunately fo all of them and for Christianity in general, the Obamas were exposed and the truth was undeniable. According to…

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BREAKING: Three Obama Aides Just Went Into Witness Protection

March 12, 2017

Three top Obama aides who would have been privy to Oval Office conversations pertaining to the wiretapping of Trump Tower have vanished from their homes and their lives. According to the US Marshal’s service, they’ve been taken to undisclosed locations awaiting assignment into the witness protection program.   The US Justice Department, which has been preparing a case against Obama for abuse of power and illegal surveillance, confirmed that three…

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BREAKING: Obama SCREAMS LIKE A BABY After Being Refused A Meeting With Trump At The White House

March 12, 2017

Four Secret Service agents and two United States Marines had a good laugh earlier today when Barack Obama showed up unannounced at the White House, demanding a meeting with President Trump. At first, the former president just nodded and waved and started walking through the door at the ellipse like he owned the place until he came face to face with Agent Brock Neidemeir, who used to serve on his…

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BREAKING: Trump Just Signed An Executive Order That Has Congress Shaking In Its Boots

March 11, 2017

President Trump has grown tired of Congress not doing what they promised because they always need to take time off. In a given year, members of congress are on vacation for no less than four months. Lately that has been more like six or seven. While senators and representatives are often working when congress isn’t in session, a new report released by the WHOIP says that the American taxpayer is still…

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BREAKING: President Trump’s Latest Executive Order Will Make Retirees VERY Happy

March 11, 2017

President Trump has been working diligently behind the scenes to make sure every retiree in America has the kind of security Obama worked so hard to take away. During the reign of the Kenyan tyrant, taxes on Social Security income rose 4 percent while cost of living increases virtually disappeared, leaving far too many with less than they needed to survive. At the same time, Medicare was also torn to pieces and…

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